This came from a friend of my sister’s. She had forwarded it in a Word doc and that was just awkward so I’m posting it here. I haven’t edited any of the text, so it’s in first-person voice, but that’s not me.

So I’m using my bbq this weekend… so I thought I’ll clean it up..I know there are bees coming from under the cover so I thought I’d kill them, obviously…so heres the BBQ in question

Now I know these bombs aren’t for bees and that but I thought I’ll suffocate/smoke them out.

So here is the weapon of choice and delivery system.

I thought I was pretty smart hehehe designed to be easily manoevered under the cover of darkness… so then I release the weapon of buzz destruction.. The sound from under the cover was incredible!!! You could hear it 12′ away easy… Then I ran like heck….

Coming back few mins later to see the death toll…

Was at least 2″deep mass grave

I continued to remove the cover and to light the bbq to give it a clean when I noticed some fatty looking substance on the top of the side shelf thing…. Bit weird.. I clean it before I put it away for winter and no way was there fat there so I begun to wonder……

NO….. it can’t be could it?

I slowly removed the rest of the cover only to find the HQ.

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AND ON ANOTHER NOTE

We think the queen flew away…. either that or a small child has wings and has been living in the hive coz that thing was huge!